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What's up? A direction...

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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