I hate blackniggers

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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You have cancer

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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hey bill!

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Black People.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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