What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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