- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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