this is gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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dislike this...please.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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whats brown? poop.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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