- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

Halo < COD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

The Irish man was sober.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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