lyren is a big meanyhead

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Halo < COD

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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