- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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