After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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poop

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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