Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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fabien

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Doorbell salesman.

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