Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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hi michael

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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