- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

who farted your mother

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

lyren is a big meanyhead

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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