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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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