Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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