Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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liam buchan is gay !

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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