What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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