Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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