What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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