- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Black people. They are so kind.

MICHAEL

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

a ginger has a soul

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