Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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