What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Potato

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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