I saw a shovel once.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

what do you call a dead black man? dead

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Where do babies come from? My garage

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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