Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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conrad profit

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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