"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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