Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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