How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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T-Dog scare me

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Good boy

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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since when?

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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