Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Enchilada

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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