- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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