- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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