Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

My butt!!!!!!!!

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

A baby seal walks into a club...

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

asian, do math

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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