- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What number comes after 29? 30.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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