What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

The cow went moo

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

feces

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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