- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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