- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

I enjoy anal.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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