- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Girls

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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