- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

So. The gays. ...

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Women's rights

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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