A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Blind people can't read this.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Dubstep < Music

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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