What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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YOLO

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Weiner

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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