Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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