THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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