Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Womens rights.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Video Games

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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