what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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i'm not gay

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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