You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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