why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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sarah taylor

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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your a towel.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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