- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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