- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

how do you confuse a blond?

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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