- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Black people

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

knock knock ... no one was in

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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