Republicans

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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women's rights.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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DOWN

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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