what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

I tell an anti joke!.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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