Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

verry nice how mUCH?

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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