A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Toaster

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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