Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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who farted your mother

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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