Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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women's rights.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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DOWN

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What's 4+7 47

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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fart+fart=poop

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...NO.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Anti Joke

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