- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Cold camel scrotum.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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