A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Christians pornstars.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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