A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Farts smell bad!

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Bloody kids ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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