What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Yes.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Anti Joke

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