- Anti Joke

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.