Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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asian, do math

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Anti Joke

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