A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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why?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Kah-________-

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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The game!

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Vagina ass.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Weiner

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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