mc hammers income.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti-joke.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Yo mamas so fat

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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