What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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It's long!

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Joey mayer's face

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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this is gay

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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