Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Spinabifita

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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