- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

You should never talk to strangers.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

God bless America, and no where else.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

this girl died

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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