- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

1+1 =? Too

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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