- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

knock knock come in

Ham sandwich

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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