What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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