A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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