I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Vagina ass.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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