What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Hi.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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