what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

I tell an anti joke!.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Hi.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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