What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Your time.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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