How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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