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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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