why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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