what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A russian gives away vodka.

YOLO MAH BROLO

How much did the Holla Cost?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

I tell an anti joke!.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Cold camel scrotum.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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