- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Guess what? No.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Niki Minaj's ass

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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