- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

How many dislikes can this get?

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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