What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Yo mamas so fat

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Kah-________-

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Your time.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Anti Joke

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