A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Leave her alone...

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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