How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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A black man walks into a book store.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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This is not a joke.

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