Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Republicans

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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