what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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NASCAR

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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