- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What is long and black The unemployment line

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

A child with cancer grows up.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Stop being a centipede

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