Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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miley cyrus

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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