Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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