how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Jared Gough is a slut

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

1 + 1 = 3

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Are you Drew?

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Your time.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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