Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Poop

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space is fun

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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