why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Yo mamas so fat

Your time.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Kah-________-

Win and Beau have no friends

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

A Frenchman stays and fights

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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