- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

the real mccoy

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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