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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Obamacare haters

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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