- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Johnson stops eating

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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