Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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