what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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