Vagina ass.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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