Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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The game!

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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conrad profit

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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