why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Jared Gough is a slut

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

mc hammers income.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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