A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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conrad profit

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

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