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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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