What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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MICHAEL

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Video Games

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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