in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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i cant think of one.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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