Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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toast points

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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