- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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