- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cold camel scrotum.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Your time.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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