women's rights

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

knock knock who's there police

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

fart+fart=poop

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Yo mamas so fat

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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