There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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God is real

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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