- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Matt Damon

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Cold camel scrotum.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Obama

Where's my tractor?

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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