What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Women's rights

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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