What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Dubstep < Music

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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anti jokes

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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