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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

A Jew walks into a Furness

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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