- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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