What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

T-Dog scare me

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Reed is poopin

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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