knock knock!! kanye west

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What's up? A direction...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Hi my name is Jim

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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