- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

general tso's broccoli

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

liam buchan is gay !

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