There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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general tso's broccoli

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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womens rights to vote

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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mc hammers income.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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