Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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