Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Spell: “This word”

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What do you call a black priest? Father

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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