- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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