- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

1 + 1 = 3

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the fish say? Moo

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