What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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hi michael

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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