- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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