- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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