- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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