joe diragi makes paul look straight

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Hi.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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knock, knock. come in.

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