Women.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Penis penis poop butt

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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