Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Women Driving.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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