Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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IU football

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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¿melano?

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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