- Anti Joke

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

I'm gay. No homo.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.