i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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fkda

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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read this

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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