How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

women's rights

What do you call a black priest? Father

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

rape that shit

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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