Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Who has downs this joke

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Poop

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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