Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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a retard lost...

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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