What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

involved parents.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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