Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Yo daddy!

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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