Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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good one jess !!

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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¿melano?

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Hippopatomous!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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