Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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YOLO

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knock knock who's there police

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Blarg

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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