Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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the cast of the jersey shore

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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