- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Vagina ass.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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