- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Male penises.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

PENlS.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

A black guy with his family.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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