How are you? Yes

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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