A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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69

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Fox News.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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yfygcugyuyc

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Anti-joke.

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fack me!

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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LOL May Wong

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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