Where do babies come from? My garage

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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