- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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