- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your a towel.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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