A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Get in the Batmobile.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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