- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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