How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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