- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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