- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

I'm banging your sister.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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