A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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The penn state football administration

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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