- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Guess what? Holocaust

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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