asian drivers.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Anagram.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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JEWS

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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