Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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womens rights

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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