- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

How many cows say moo? All of them

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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