- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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