What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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minecraft

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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JEWS

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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mc hammers income.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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