Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Yes.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Women's rights.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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