Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Women have the right to vote.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

knock knock who's there police

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

A new restaurant KKKcake

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