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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

I like to eat people

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

The penn state football administration

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

WNBA

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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