Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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twilight

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Romney 2012

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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