Hearpin my durp

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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