- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Potato

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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