SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Anti Joke

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