space is fun

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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a retard lost...

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Anti Joke

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