- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

knock knock go away ok

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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