- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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