- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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