A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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