Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

liam buchan is gay !

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Knock knock. Come in.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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