- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

I saw a shovel once.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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