- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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