Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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LOL May Wong

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Nothing yet CC

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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