Womens rights.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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YOLO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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