Farts smell bad!

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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