My pet rock died.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Toaster

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did I get raped

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Wheelchair high jump

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Dubstep < Music

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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