A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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