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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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