- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Your mother is a man.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Yo mamas so fat

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

women's rights

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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