Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Dick spice

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

So a black man hails a taxi...

I am on a escalator.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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a man walks into horse bar

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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