a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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