Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Spell: “This word”

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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I like pom

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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