- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What's a small person? A midget

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

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