Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Joe Biden

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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T-Dog scare me

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Reed is poopin

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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