- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

I am on a escalator.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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