- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

peter charastabopouloulous

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Dancing Potatoe!

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Joe Biden

It's long!

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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