want a balloon? yeah

Heartlight

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

women have rights

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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