What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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PENlS.

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Ouch.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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women playing football?

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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