A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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guess what what? nothing.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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NASCAR

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Black People.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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hey bill!

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You have cancer

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