- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

I tell an anti joke!.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

the cast of the jersey shore

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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