What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What is the difference between a duck?

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

1+1 =? Too

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What's worse than cancer? Death.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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