- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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