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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

The game!

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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