What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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this girl died

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Anti Joke

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