- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

The game!

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Weiner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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