- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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