A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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poop

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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