What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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