- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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