who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Heartlight

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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