who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Heartlight

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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