- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

1 + 1 = 3

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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