- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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