- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What looks like a dick? A penis

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Hey, Max!!

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

lol this is the best joke ever!

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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